1 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,284 ‐ Okay, I got us food, 2 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,371 but not a lot of food, so we won't be too full. 3 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,414 Later. When we... do the stuff. 4 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,208 ‐ Uh, you're making what I'm about to say even harder. 5 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,252 Wes, I can feel it moving! ‐ Lucy, just stay still! I'm coming! 6 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:47,089 So, a hobo spider seems to have crawled into Lucy's cast and, 7 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,424 for the record, I am not calling the spider homeless 8 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,844 because he very much has a home. Mine. 9 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,556 I have to stay here and deal with this. Please try not to hate me. 10 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,141 ‐ No, no, no. I'm no hate. I... I get it. 11 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,186 ‐ You should be mad, and I‐I totally get it. I'm so sorry. 12 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,814 Can I make it up to you later this week? No, I'm not mad! 13 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,774 Yeah, I could make another night work. 14 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,360 I'm pretty much free any time. 15 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,029 Maybe... Tuesday? 16 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,615 Aw, Tuesday's 17 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,742 Lucy's physical therapy. Wednesday? 18 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,370 ‐ Um... 19 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,164 Sure? 20 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,879 What do you want me to do? 21 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,882 Sorry, not you, Wes. Um... 22 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,801 Go ahead and deal with the spider and the cast, and, uh... 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,596 good luck. Alright, I'm sorry. 24 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,807 ‐ I ain't doing the "stuff"... 25 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,768 but I'd play a game of Scrabble. 26 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,979 And I'll whoop your ass, too. 27 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,533 ‐ Do you see the problem here, Chad? ‐ They look the same to me. 28 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,704 ‐ Well, that's concerning to me, Chad, given that they are different. 29 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,749 I mean, one will make our bathroom ugly, and the other will not. 30 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,375 ‐ Can't help you. It's on the purchase order. 31 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,169 You'll have to live with it. 32 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,420 ‐ Hey, buddy, 33 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,298 you have an hour to start an installation with the right tile, 34 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,884 or I'ma call every person who owns a bathroom within a 50‐mile radius 35 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,595 to tell them you suck. Forget about what I write about you on Yelp. 36 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:17,971 Your mother will cry. 37 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,098 ‐ She's already very disappointed. I'll fix it. 38 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,100 ‐ Okay. Babe, 39 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,686 let me handle contractors from now on. I speak their language. 40 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,565 It's called shaming. ‐ Hmm. 41 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,568 Got it. 42 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,237 ‐ Hey, Lotus! Me again. 43 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,113 Just triple‐checking that you don't need anything. 44 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,741 If you think of anything, you're my number‐one client. 45 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,618 And not just 'cause you're my only client! 46 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,119 Oh! Okay, gotta go. 47 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,914 Bobby, help me understand. 48 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,625 I've had the 7 AM private session for three years. 49 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,960 You don't call, you don't write. 50 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,129 You just switch me to the 11:30 AM on the app? 51 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:54,299 ‐ I'm sorry. I have to reserve the 7 AM solo for people who actually work. 52 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,802 ‐ I work! ‐ I just mean... 53 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,554 people with 9‐to‐5 schedules. 54 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,805 But, I promise, 55 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,850 I'll work you just as hard in this group sesh, 'kay? 56 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,601 ‐ It's a group session? 57 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,603 BOBBY: Hey, Janice, how are the twins? 58 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,816 ‐ Is that a mom? 59 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,612 ‐ I don't understand why the hotels haven't re‐upped their order 60 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,781 of the Woöm's bath and shower line. 61 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,201 Unless they're refilling the bottles with something generic. 62 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,412 I want us to do a full investigation. 63 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,581 First, we have to drop some papers at my divorce attorney's. 64 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,000 Are you writing this down? ‐ Yes, yes. That's definitely a thing 65 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,377 I'm doing with my hands right now. 66 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,005 ‐ You two starting a girl band I should know about? 67 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,548 I did leave my cowbell at home today. 68 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:38,719 This is my divorce lawyer, today of all days. 69 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,054 Meet me at the valet in five. You're driving. 70 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,390 ‐ So fun. Be right there. 71 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,602 Um, when you asked Celeste for me to have more responsibility, 72 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,937 I didn't at all mean this. Well, 73 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,398 maybe you could ask the other two Haim sisters to give you a hand. 74 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,610 ‐ Oh, right. Um, Celeste is burning all of Colin's shit, 75 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,905 and I guess she promised her masseuse's son this guitar? 76 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,991 Maybe he's a musician or a barista with big dreams. 77 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,868 ‐ You can just leave that with me. I'm waiting for Stella 78 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,286 to meet me for lunch anyway. 79 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,371 ‐ Oh my god, thank you so much. That would be insanely helpful. 80 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,832 Insane being the main word in my life right now. 81 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,835 Okay. I'm gonna send you his contact. He should be here really soon. 82 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,379 Okay. 83 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,048 Thank you so much. Pray for me! 84 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:24,640 ‐ Uh, hi! Hello. Um... 85 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,226 I'm Jules. You must be... Fender? 86 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,480 ‐ : Well, I'm here for the guitar, but I'm not a guitar myself. 87 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,940 Maybe in my next life? 88 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,942 ‐ Right. Yeah. Uh, 89 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,610 yeah. Of course. Um... 90 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,779 I thought it was Australian like in a... 91 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,489 : G'day, Fender! 92 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,491 Kind of a way... ‐ Well... 93 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,956 She's gorgeous. 94 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,291 Any requests? 95 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,043 ‐ Oh, a song, huh? 96 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,797 Any song. Um, one single song. 97 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,757 ‐ It's not plugged in anyway. Oh. 98 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,301 Too bad because Hot In Here by Nelly 99 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,762 just sprang to mind. Oh damn. 100 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,889 Middle school dance flashbacks. 101 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,641 Fond memories? Not at all. Um, 102 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,810 I cried in the bathroom because Alex Pendleton told me 103 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,229 I smelled like pool water, which I didn't. 104 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,440 ‐ Well, we both know Alex Pendleton peaked in seventh grade, 105 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,068 and he's now an incel who lives in his mom's basement. 106 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,571 ‐ Thank you. 107 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,698 ‐ Well, I'd love to, uh, 108 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:25,826 continue this, but, uh, I gotta be somewhere. 109 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,745 ‐ Oh, gotta get to a gig? ‐ Actually, yeah. I'm doing a recording 110 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,747 session with a group called Trauma Bonding. 111 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,666 Have you heard of them? ‐ Uh, no, but I'm very familiar 112 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,792 with actual trauma. 113 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,753 Um, I need that. 114 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,756 ‐ Oh! Of course you do. 115 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,677 ‐ Thanks. 116 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,429 Nice to meet you, Jules. 117 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,352 ‐ : Come here! 118 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,355 Okay, first of all, 119 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,191 we're now best friends. Don't feel threatened. 120 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,234 ‐ She's everything, and I've claimed her as my own. 121 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,403 ‐ Very happy for you both. Second, who was that? 122 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,655 I could feel the sexual tension from over here. 123 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,074 ‐ After a lot of therapy, I thought my days of being attracted 124 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:09,286 to straight men were behind me, and yet here we are. 125 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,747 ‐ Yeah. He is very not bad looking. 126 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:15,000 ‐ No, and he was clearly hitting on you. Why didn't you ask him out? 127 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,669 ‐ I don't know. My dance card is pretty full with... 128 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,963 one other person. Wes and I, 129 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,674 as they say in the business, banged. 130 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,469 ‐ Wes is a veterinarian who lives with his ex‐girlfriend because she broke her hand. 131 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,888 ‐ Okay, hot? So, how was it? 132 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,223 ‐ Good. Too good. 133 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:32,559 But, I haven't told Madison 'cause I feel like she's not gonna love the idea 134 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,561 of me seeing him. ‐ Yeah, she's still in a fragile place, 135 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,438 and I feel like it'll trigger all the Colin stuff. 136 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:40,108 Our best friend unknowingly had an affair with Celeste's ex‐husband. 137 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,278 ‐ Okay, also hot. I'm impressed by everything I'm hearing. Go on. 138 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,780 JULES: I just hate keeping anything from her. 139 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,907 Probably won't have to hide it much longer because I have no idea 140 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,368 when I'm gonna see him again. He's basically Nurse Jackie. 141 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,620 Canceled on me again the other night. ‐ Okay, that's it. 142 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,039 You need to ask this other guy out right now. 143 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,041 ‐ Asking a guy out first isn't really something I've done ever. 144 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,085 ‐ And that's why you're always stuck in this dynamic. 145 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,546 ‐ Mm. ‐ Well, Izzy did give me his number... 146 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:03,423 ‐ Okay, hello? What's your opening line? I don't know! 147 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,426 Madison is usually the one who helps me compose by boy texts. 148 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,763 And by helps, I mean tells me exactly what to write and then sends it for me. 149 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,182 ‐ I mean, I usually start with a cropped photo of, like, 150 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,184 just my torso. ‐ Or... 151 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,021 ‐ Okay, hard pass on both of those. 152 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,899 Okay, I'm just gonna try something. 153 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,537 So, what do we think 154 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,956 of Jules' opening here. How did that make you all feel? 155 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,917 ‐ Bad. ‐ The exclamation point 156 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,294 makes her sound thirsty. 157 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:43,505 ‐ Only psychopaths put punctuation at the end of a text. 158 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,008 ‐ Well, I already sent that text, 159 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:48,510 so this feels both pointless and hurtful. 160 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,179 Oh, he might not remember my name. Let me just‐‐ 161 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,055 ‐ No, no, no! 162 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,724 ‐ What now!? ‐ Send a GIF. 163 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,688 ‐ Who thinks sending a GIF just now was a weird move? 164 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,607 JULES: Aw, what the hell, guys? 165 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,234 Okay, how do I recover? ‐ A quadruple text is suicide. 166 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,444 ‐ He's already dead. 167 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,036 ‐ We got bubbles, people. 168 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,966 MODERATOR: Hell yes. 169 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,719 ‐ Now, send him a picture of your tits! 170 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,138 MODERATOR: We talked about this, Gary. 171 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,932 You have to stop pitching nudes! 172 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,850 ‐ Then send him a picture of your feet. 173 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,311 ‐ Who else thinks Gary is creepy AF? 174 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,318 Sorry I'm late! 175 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,445 I got moved to the stay‐at‐home moms' late morning class, 176 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,947 and I'm in a dark place. 177 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:50,948 Tell me something good. 178 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:54,368 ‐ Well, Jules asked out a guy for the first time ever, 179 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,703 and is now going on a hot date tonight. ‐ Asked? 180 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,706 ‐ Texted. ‐ You texted a guy without my input? 181 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,125 Big girl! ‐ Mm, well, it's not a date‐date. 182 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,419 I, at least, don't think it is. 183 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,839 Actually, I'm not sure. I should probably know, huh? 184 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,967 ‐ Oh! This is a very cool venue. 185 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,011 I used to go there when I was invited to cool things at cool venues. 186 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,888 ‐ Okay, well, how about this? I'm inviting you. 187 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,431 The thought of going to a hip concert alone 188 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:19,351 makes me wanna swan dive into a volcano. 189 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,853 MADISON: Well, I guess I could. I'll just 190 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:24,106 cancel plans with myself to stay in and cry on the couch, again. 191 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,399 ‐ Should we get Iz something? 192 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,276 JULES: I think Celeste still has her captive. 193 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,862 I thought I was doing a nice thing by asking Celeste to give her more to do, 194 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,697 but she's just bossing her around. 195 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:34,783 ‐ Well, Liv is pretty bossy, too. I mean, I thought we were supposed to be partners, 196 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,910 but it feels like I'm working under her. 197 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,871 ‐ I'm sure she doesn't think you're under her. 198 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:41,832 ‐ Don't move. 199 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,250 ‐ Sorry, I just... 200 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,252 Just gonna... 201 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,337 Uh... yeah. Okay. 202 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,006 ‐ Okay, wh‐what's happening? 203 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,382 ‐ Um, I wanna be on top. 204 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,967 ‐ Okay... 205 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,012 ‐ It's probably the plumber. 206 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,347 ‐ I'll go deal with it. ‐ No, I can deal with it. 207 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,349 ‐ Stel, I got this. 208 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,035 ‐ Remind me again why you needed us for this? 209 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,912 ‐ I just need some big dick energy 210 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:21,914 to get my power back with Liv. 211 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,458 ‐ Ooh! Get one that matches your nail polish. 212 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,544 MADISON: Is that hair? On the balls? 213 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,339 And a vein? The realistic ones scare me. 214 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,258 ‐ If I had a dick, what kind of dick do you think I'd have? 215 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,761 ‐ Circumcised? 216 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,971 MADISON: Maybe grab a harness and try them on? 217 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,515 Is it like shoes? Do you need to 218 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,517 walk around the store a little, make sure it's comfortable? 219 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,770 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna go check out the, um... 220 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,314 Yeah, I just need to not 221 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,816 be standing in front of a wall of dicks anymore. 222 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,903 ‐ For what it's worth, I like that one. 223 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,156 ‐ Curve or no curve? 224 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,700 ‐ These are the questions. 225 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,956 ‐ So, Celeste finally let you go for the night? 226 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,625 ‐ Oh, not at all. I have to meet her at the hotel after this. 227 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,418 She thinks I'm grabbing us smoothies right now, 228 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,380 and then we're checking for fake Woöm shampoo bottles. 229 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,007 I should probably at some point go grab smoothies. 230 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,802 ‐ Iz, you have to stand up for yourself. Say no. 231 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,388 This is better candy than bra, just saying. 232 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:22,140 ‐ I want Celeste to see that I can handle it, you know? 233 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,977 I'm not gonna crack. Even though... 234 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,436 I might be cracking. 235 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,814 ‐ Hey, you gotta get up. Those are just for display. 236 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,315 ‐ Sorry! Our bad! 237 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,235 ‐ How does one get out of... the sex swing? 238 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,238 ‐ Oh. Oof. 239 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,239 Oh... 240 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,117 Ow. One moment. 241 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,923 Okay, as someone who is not cool, 242 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,801 I can still recognize that this place very much is. 243 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,095 ‐ Alright, smile, but look casual. 244 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,474 Have to post it on my story so people know I'm still a mover and/or shaker. 245 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,893 Or just alive at this point. 246 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,395 ‐ Yeah, I think it could be a good idea to let certain people know 247 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,231 that I'm out there, having plans, etc. 248 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,404 ‐ Oh, that is a thirst trap for sure. 249 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,281 Alright, let's get a drink. 250 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,074 Celeste? 251 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,869 That was my third shower. And? 252 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,747 Are they switching products? Am I being screwed? 253 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,459 ‐ I‐I don't know, but I can feel the shampoo in my bloodstream. 254 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,503 Doesn't feel good. 255 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,507 FENDER: You came. 256 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,675 ‐ I came. 257 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,761 ‐ You look great. 258 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,095 ‐ So do you. 259 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,639 ‐ I like your necklace. 260 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,224 ‐ I like your necklace. 261 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,684 ‐ Hello. I'm Madison. 262 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,144 ‐ Oh, hi! 263 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,647 ‐ I'll go get us drinks. Nice to not meet you. 264 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,067 FENDER: So, did you wanna get a drink? 265 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,444 ‐ Hi! 266 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,239 You can't look at me, then re‐walk away! 267 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,199 Our interaction already started! 268 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,202 I have lost all of my mojo. It's completely gone. 269 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,955 ‐ Madison Maxwell? 270 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,875 Madison! Holy shit! 271 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,295 ‐ Ruby! Oh my god, what're you doing here? ‐ You know, working, 272 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,006 but more like drinking, but more like work‐drinking. 273 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,300 ‐ Tell me about it. Well, 274 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,386 minus the drinking part. 275 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,679 ‐ What do you want? I'm buying. 276 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,233 ‐ Put those down and move to the couch. 277 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,860 Now. 278 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,028 ‐ Okay. 279 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,327 JULES: Hey‐‐ Oh! 280 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,288 ‐ My god, Jules! 281 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:51,623 So funny running into you two together. 282 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,417 Totally brings me back to college. 283 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,085 ‐ Totally. Hey, Ruby! 284 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,171 ‐ Oh, fuck me. One sec. I have to go say hi 285 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,214 to a TikTok kid I gave a record deal to. 286 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,924 Hi! Hi! 287 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,678 ‐ So, Ruby's like a full fancy Aandamp;R executive now? 288 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,471 Can you believe? Uh, yes, I can. 289 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,765 Isn't her dad, like, the Steve Jobs of record labels? 290 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,351 Pretty sure he gets a check every time someone just opens Spotify. 291 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,353 ‐ Okay, take it easy, Judge Judy. 292 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,813 I'm so sad that show is done now. 293 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,608 ‐ But real question, did you like anyone we went to college with? 294 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:20,068 ‐ You and Stella were my best friends and I spent, like, five years 295 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,404 without hanging with you guys. ‐ Fair point. 296 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,991 Yeah, but Ruby's cool. I mean, she was two years below us and still intimidating? 297 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,367 I respect it. 298 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,662 ‐ You guys wanna come to the VIP section? It's more private. 299 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,831 ‐ Actually, Fender invited me to go backstage for his performance. 300 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,374 We should go there. ‐ Yeah, I don't think 301 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,710 he wants me backstage. ‐ Don't worry. 302 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,046 I'll keep her safe. Go have fun. 303 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,547 We have a lot to catch up on. 304 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,388 ‐ What do we have here? 305 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,696 FENDER: Hey. 306 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,198 ‐ Hey! 307 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,493 You were so amazing. 308 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,496 I should probably learn your real name, huh? 309 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,747 ‐ It's Josh. 310 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,167 I'm sorry. 311 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,253 ‐ So, we're gonna stick with Fender, right? 312 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,129 ‐ Probably gonna get it legally changed, yeah. 313 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,884 Drinks? ‐ Lead the way. 314 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,972 FENDER: Uh... 315 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,266 ‐ Does a vodka soda make me boring? 316 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,517 ‐ Two of those. 317 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,769 ‐ I always feel like I'm gonna get drink shamed for being basic, 318 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,313 but I just spent too many years of my life pretending to like beer, 319 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,898 and I can't do it anymore. 320 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,651 ‐ Pretending to like something is more basic than vodka soda could ever be. 321 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,152 ‐ Very good point. 322 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,698 ‐ Are you buying? 'Cause you did ask me out tonight. 323 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,950 ‐ Oh my god. Yeah. Sorry. 324 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,744 ‐ I'm messing with you. It's all comped here. 325 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,373 ‐ I'm just excited that you texted me first. 326 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,834 ‐ Oh, so you like when a girl makes the first move then? 327 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,295 ‐ What can I say? I'm a boy who likes to be courted. 328 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,427 ‐ Okay, wait, tell me more about what's been going on with you. 329 00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,554 I feel like you've been totally crushing the publicist thing. 330 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,597 ‐ I mean... 331 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,933 Can I give you the real? ‐ It's the only thing I'll accept. 332 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,687 ‐ I was crushing it, but I recently got let go from my firm. 333 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814 I've been trying to build up an independent list, 334 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,192 but I've been feeling a little less than lately. 335 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,611 ‐ Girl, look at who you're talking to. 336 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:29,364 No one in music took me seriously at first because of who my dad is. 337 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,367 I had to work twice as hard just to prove I didn't get this job 338 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,953 because of nepotism. ‐ That must've been hard. 339 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,247 ‐ It was, and not just work stuff. 340 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,042 It was hard in school with friends, too. 341 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,461 I realize how this sounds. "Poor little rich girl 342 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:46,131 stuck living in Beverly Hills with her parents and commuting to class," but... 343 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,967 it seemed like everyone really bonded in the dorms, 344 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,969 and I was kinda... not a part of it. 345 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,472 ‐ Well, you also missed out on needing shoes to shower. 346 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,435 But yeah, I got really lucky to have Jules as my roommate. 347 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,898 ‐ I'm going to an after‐party in a little 348 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,734 that's gonna have a bunch more Hillslope artists. 349 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,777 Come with me. 350 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,363 ‐ I shouldn't leave Jules. ‐ Oh, she's fine. 351 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,406 You saw that guy. 352 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,412 ‐ Are we about to have a night? 353 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,581 ‐ We're about to have a night. 354 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,961 ‐ Celeste, that's it. 355 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,046 Celeste... I can't take it anymore. 356 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,297 I can't take it anymore. 357 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,049 Celeste. That's it. 358 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,718 Celeste, that's it. I can't take it anymore. 359 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,600 Celeste, that's it. 360 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,768 Celeste, that's it. 361 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,019 Oh my god... 362 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,229 ‐ So? 363 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,232 ‐ Um... 364 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,276 I know I'm probably gonna projectile vomit 365 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,695 when I re‐enter my body after this 366 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,406 very uncharacteristic speech, but‐‐ 367 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,366 Oh god. 368 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,076 ‐ Are you okay? ‐ It's happening. 369 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,663 I don't know if it's Woöm 370 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,708 or if it's Softsoap, okay? 371 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,918 I‐I feel like a freaking baby seal. 372 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,005 ‐ I'm so sorry, Izzy. 373 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,299 I might have gotten carried away with this whole... 374 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,343 product betrayal thing. 375 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,346 ‐ It's fine. ‐ No, it's not. 376 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,393 ‐ Is that for me? 'Cause I could really use it. 377 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,729 ‐ Here. 378 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,443 ‐ This drummer, he got so drunk, 379 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,945 he yaks on his hi‐hat, he passes out mid‐show, 380 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,406 and then comes to, and then starts playing again. 381 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,658 ‐ No! Oh my god! ‐ Yes. 382 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,244 ‐ Um... 383 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,415 Sorry, uh... You know what? 384 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,209 Just give me one second. ‐ Yep. 385 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,088 ‐ Hey, um, I can't really talk. So wait, 386 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:53,091 you picked up the phone to tell me that you can't talk? 387 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,220 ‐ Yeah, it makes less sense when you repeat it back to me. 388 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,305 I'm just... I'm out right now. 389 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,016 ‐ I know. I‐I liked your picture. 390 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,851 ‐ Oh, you did? You know, the picture quality 391 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:06,230 on these new phones is getting so impressive, and I just... 392 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,023 I miss you. 393 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,278 ‐ Look, I gotta go. 394 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,948 ‐ Alright. Uh, text me later. 395 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,702 ‐ Sorry about that. 396 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,913 That was just my... ‐ Boyfriend? 397 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,959 It's okay if it was. It's just, like I said... 398 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,127 you texted me. 399 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,213 ‐ No, no, no. Um, 400 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,507 I do not have a boyfriend. I mean, 401 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,509 really. I don't know what we are. 402 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,679 This is just my friend I came here with, 403 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,723 telling me she left to go to some after‐party with another girl. 404 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,309 But, 405 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,937 in the spirit of being honest, I guess I... 406 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,482 did ask you out to try to make him jealous. I'm sorry. 407 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,861 Playing me like a used guitar. 408 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,447 It's okay. We've all done it. 409 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,116 ‐ Yeah, well, I played myself 410 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,577 because you are great. 411 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,204 ‐ Thanks. So are you. 412 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,335 ‐ Well, um, since I'm not going home with my friend anymore, 413 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,087 do you wanna get another drink somewhere else? 414 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,007 I can't stop asking you out. What is happening? 415 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:18,302 ‐ Actually, I've gotta be up early to be on a plane, but, um, 416 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,012 let's hang out when I get back. 417 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,598 ‐ Yeah. 418 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,225 ‐ I should go pack up my stuff. 419 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,935 Bye, Jules. 420 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,938 ‐ Well, I will text you. 421 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,857 Or you text me! You know, 422 00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:34,359 whoever texts first texts... first. 423 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,320 You know... Okay, see ya. Bye. 424 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,037 ‐ Today is, well... 425 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:49,333 would've been my 10‐year anniversary with Colin. 426 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,126 ‐ Whoa. 427 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,504 ‐ You know, he's trying to take everything from me. 428 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,006 As if he hasn't already. 429 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,091 But I wouldn't give him the Malibu house. 430 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,594 I couldn't, you know, after all he's done to me. 431 00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,430 So, things have gotten ugly. 432 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,141 Like "a world with no night serum" ugly. 433 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,770 Yeah. He's come after everything, 434 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:13,273 so now, it's just been dragged out into this full‐on shit show, 435 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,776 and I have arrived at this fucking milestone 436 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,486 still technically married to him. 437 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,365 ‐ I hate him so much. 438 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,284 ‐ Me, too. 439 00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,496 I used to love him. 440 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,418 Anyway... 441 00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,587 you should probably go. 442 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,006 I've tortured you enough. 443 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,302 ‐ I could stay. 444 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,889 ‐ Why? 445 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,601 ‐ You shouldn't have to be alone on your would‐be anniversary. 446 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,895 I mean, you're amazing. 447 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:55,107 I have idolized you since I started at Woöm. 448 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,860 I don't know. We could just, like... 449 00:21:58,569 --> 00:21:59,987 hang? 450 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,325 ‐ Okay. 451 00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,786 Yeah. 452 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,540 Do you wanna get room service? Get fries? 453 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,251 ‐ You eat fries? ‐ Only with wine. 454 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,502 ‐ Holy shit. 455 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,842 ‐ So, Stel, you wanna talk to me about what's really going on? 456 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,553 'Cause you're clearly overcompensating for something. 457 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,763 ‐ Um... 458 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,434 Look, I know you know this business better than I do. 459 00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:32,978 But, you're making me feel... 460 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,731 emasculated. 461 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,733 The fucking patriarchy doesn't give us a word. 462 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,819 E‐woman‐ated. 463 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,113 ‐ Listen, you're right. 464 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,741 I guess, sometimes, I can be kind of alpha like that. 465 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,993 That's how I've had to be to survive, 466 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:49,286 and it's not cool. 467 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,290 Listen, I don't want our business stuff to mess us up. Okay? 468 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,545 But, um, 469 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,173 you really wanna be equal partners in every way? 470 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,929 ‐ Um, maybe in the bar we're both bosses, 471 00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,764 but I think in the bedroom, I'm just a bottom. 472 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:12,351 ‐ Oh, come on. You're not just a bottom. 473 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,812 ‐ I'm a... power bottom? 474 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,319 That's hot. Power bottom. ‐ So hot. Mm‐hm. Yeah. 475 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,702 ‐ Hey, this is my official "I'm sorry for ditching you for a boy" apology. 476 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,788 How was the rest of your night? 477 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,250 Wow, you guys stayed out that late? 478 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,836 She slept over? 479 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:42,506 Yeah, that's true. I guess it doesn't count as a sleepover if you didn't sleep. 480 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:46,593 No, yeah. That's great that you guys reconnected. 481 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,848 Um, well, get some sleep, and I'll... 482 00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,391 I'll talk to you later. 483 00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:53,642 'Kay, bye.